However there was a mystery conected with the monks
responsible for the tests that nobody could guess, as
to the nature of the experiments they were conducting.
The laboratory was set In the monastery's Vine yards,
these had been grown during the monks abortive tests
with some of the greek gods of ancient times.The exp-

-erimentors claimed that they had failed to find the
secret of the strange goat legged god of the woods, and
another that had destroyed a ship by making vine grow
all over it, the mystery was that these elder respected
monks, the-most inteligent ( some say cunnkling ) of
the monastery had anounced the greek gods to be dead.
but why the vines remained growing In the grounds was
a matter of much debate.

For many month the monks stayed in the laboratory hut
became sinister ghost figures,, never seen except when
collecting the grapes that they claimed they enjoyed to
eat, and this was all they "ate".
Finally the day came when the monks said they would
reveal the results of their experimentation, and the
monastery would know for sure the scientific strength
of this Christian god .and devil duality duo.
The preceding s began with the monk superior giving a

'-•...'••    '- on the virtues of this Christian stuff, how
he had always known etc etc was indestructable and ever
lasting, on and on in this particular Christian way before
allowing the real experimenters onto the platform to
reveal the results; he even anounced them as " our vict-

-ors in the Christian cause " and they rose from their
seats.

They rose from their seats, that is: one monk managed
to get up, two others staggered up clinging to each oth-

-er fell down legs In air, the fourth arose as if woken
from a deep sleep, looking around wide red eyed, fell
over the other two on the ground with a curious sound
of glass on stone, finally all four made it walking stag-
gering flailing over the grain in the wooden floor, and
generally walking on a floor more tilted and warped

than any other had ever perceived it to be.

They stood on the stage that the monk superior had had

erected, stood and swayed from side to side glaring mean-

-inglessly, then one began to speak;

" After our extensive experiments we have come to our
conclusion about the permanentness of this Christian god
devil combo, Forget it man they wont last, another dead
one this, what we had thought of as being indestructable
etc etc is in fact of reality paper thin and chalk brittle,

a pile of shit. "
The audience sat shocked and the head monk superior a

mite dazed eyed, he then, in tones befitting the ranks of
the experimenter monks, asked them the reasons for their
conclusions. Which they replied was the fact that the
Christian fake was entirley soluble in Alcohol, and was
therefore not a permanent force. To which the experiment-
er monk added a loud vomit burp in effect marking the end
of the Christian god/devil control of this exceptional
monastery in Time-zone medieval Germany.




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