G:" It is peoples xenophobic attitudes that have sparked this
sickly cockroach back lash. .yes It Is this. .and of course
people are so narrow minded these days "
2 NT) I " But you cant simply put it done to this narrowed mtnds
becasue in the pamflet that you have written it states quite
clearly the contraversial practice of holding a cockroach in
the mouth for seven consecutive days firstly to understand
he culture of this distgusting being . .But also as a reauire-

-ment before the council emurgency services will give a small

grant'to destroy these pests. .Is this not what you have said ."

G:" NO.. you wrote that. .thats your pamflet "

2ND I " BUT. .Havent we change personalities..! thought we

had swoped views. . .You wrote that to promote their culture. "

G:" But this is the cockroach extremists. . .taht wont to take

over the world . . "                          " . '.

2ND I " But the pamflet is in fact printed by your and your kin.

G:" NO its printed by you. .."              • ;,,.

2ND I:" I'm sorry I thought we had had changed charaptors a

while back. . "      '                            :.

G:" No I agree that all cockroaches should be destroyed but

as they indeed do have a culture as you pointed out.Then this

must be promoted .We are regular donaters to the-culture

promotion fund...                       , •   ••

2ND I" But this is the exact Hypocrasy that led'-me to mention

Hitler in my pamfley. .What we want at the cockroach culture

center is a yearly fH*fe festival where everybody would be gi-

-ven the chance to hold a cockroach in the mouth . .for a week
a celebration of their culture, .and your company has infact

provided funds for this venture. ."

G'" Well we 're actually doing the food. . we have devised ways

in which the megre roach can be made. . .Cockroach salad..

um. .cockroach burgers, hot cockroach on toast, .baked roach

roast roach, .all very nice and at resonable prices in a delicate

atmosphere.They are absolutly wonderfull creatures. "

2ND I:" But isnt this just the. ."

G:(INTERUPTING)-" cockroach menu masters .Because we all

are a little health conscious these days. Cockroach slimming

bread. "

1ST I:" But this is avoiding the central issue of the deliberate
Suppression of cockroach culture. Exploitation. . "




2ND I-" (INTER UPTED)

G." We have a vast se^ct^on of gold silver and brass
cockroaches that are very pooular w'th the middle classes
2ND I'" Yes I can see the appeal my flat in Hail-instead
has never had any roaches. . much to my embari smentand
disdain.. .How can one discover new cultutes ."
G:" And we wish to introduce a l'ecence..a cockroach
permit that if you dont possess in a house that has roaches
domestic OR wild variety then you will be sent to prision
and a 200 pound fine which if not paid by you or the respo-

—nsible elected house holder you will remain. . .A very

harsh law-but one that if you think about it very necasary

looking at the present unfair system of roach management

One which we will all welcom once the new laws are running

smoothly. . an electoral asset. ."

2Nd I:" But .as to your earring of roach eggs on the shoes

to houses un infected is this practice fair. ? "

G-" And we do in fact sell roaches which you can obtain from

the phone number appearing om your screens.. "

*1stI :" Get that number off the screen. This is the BBC
and we can have noadvertising except the usual police
and polititions ads...And Im afraid that we've run out of
Time for this week so I'll have to cut you short I'm. . "'
G:^T INTER UPTING IN A QUIET VOICE) " But you must admit
we are very roaac reasonable. . ." . "
SILIENCE IN THE STUDIO AS INTERVIEWERS SHUFFLE PAPERS
AND THE TITLES; COME UP. THEY DONT EVEN WAVE GOODBYE,

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