... .and I was forced to document this unfortunate pract- -ice.. .The helpers brought in the mechanism through the darkened room while all the people assemble continued to do as before . .hardly taking any notice ata ell, .eating and drinking at the emense dinning table set before these plea- --sent kings queens and d'gnetaries. .A loud mouthed rumour went around the table- someone obviously suspected that their hours of demon device observation had p aided off and that there was in fact some where around the table a real live. although disguised as a lordly gues^an actual real TELEVISION PERSONALITY. ,'.; The black shaped mechanism was being assembled in the center of the room under the invisible cloak this'rumour had thrown over it. Nobody really took any notice. The technic- -ians work siliently and with the minimum of effort as piece by piece the goat became manifest. , ... " ' " Hey Gee havent I seen you some where on the box..? are you on that toothpaste advert ? " " Well actually I was going to ask you the exact same thing' -"I hear there s a real Vie actual TELEVISION PERSONALITY in this very room. " • • Unnoticed KX by many of the guests assembled a piece of falling blood hits a forehead of the bejeweled muti-jawed duckess..or duchess as they say in social cycles.. she gives out a nervous embarsed cougth as this happens but this too is missed by many as the talk spirals around about the PERSONALITY that has chosen to light their c'rcle. Around nine the same evening word went around that we we- -er to be graced by the presence of a reel live BLACK GOAT of course as you may guess many people were very sceptical at this piece of further information that aiad come acrossed unannounced on the information screens.Why there must be absolutly millions of Christmas Chanty Balls going on at this very moment right across the country. .However the noise around the tables increased to excited murmures as all eyes came from the information screens to the center of the room.The television Technicians caused our hopes to be r'a'sed as they began to bring several objects of some technical use 'nto the center of the room. .But also the cause of several far fetched rumours was that one of the minor guests were stated as seeing the actual television presenter from the show "Realism" being hastily made up in the^,tQllets.',;.in real life. .the minor guest left shortly a after that,,.due to suffering of accute " dissillusionment" or some technical disease like that. . . ...and.they came with scissors, .blaring out our names as they \came.. .and the constant spinning and dropping. . .. . .cut into my head. .took out a piece.. .dont know.. a . .so fast. .memory, .that I came back. .came to. .Just as th,ey were wipping the red stained floor, .washing off the spof:, of blood on the bejeweled Duchesses head. .there on her frontal lobe. . .but I cant really be sure because the chairs and tables had been pushed to one side and we now all stood in a circle and we were now all calling out loud and fast. .^, BLACK GOAT. . .BLACK GOAT.. . l^